The Blonde and the Lawyer; Joke of the Day

A blonde and a lawyer were sitting next to each other on a flight. The lawyer asks the blonde if she would like to play a game.

The blonde, tired, just wants to go to sleep, so she politely says no and turns towards the window to take a nap.The lawyer insists and explains that the game is easy and fun.

He says “I’m going to ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you’ll pay me $5 and vice versa”.

Again, the blonde declines and tries to go to sleep. The lawyer, getting agitated, says “Okay, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5 and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $500.”

This immediately catches the blonde’s attention and imagining that there will be no end to this torment unless she agrees to play the game, she accepts the offer.The lawyer asks the first question “How far is the Earth from the Moon?”

The blonde didn’t say a word, opened her purse and handed a $5 bill to the lawyer. Then it was her turn to ask.

She asks the lawyer: “What goes up a mountain with three legs and comes down with four legs?”

The laywer perplexed, picks up his laptop and searches for any references but with no luck. He opened up the Congress library, but had no luck there either.

Frustrated, he sent an email to all his co-workers and friends, but also no answer from them. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and gives her $500 reluctantly.

Then, annoyed as he was, he asks her to tell him the answer.Without a word, she hands him $5, and goes back to sleep.

And you thought blondes were dumb.

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