Wife Asks Husband If He Would Remarry If She Dies and His Answer Makes Her Divorce Him

A wife and her husband are sitting in their bedroom reading when the wife looks at him and asks him a question.

What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

He says that he most certainly will not.

She continues: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”

Of course I do, said the husband.

Then, why wouldn’t you remarry?

Okay, okay, I would, said the husband.

You would? Asked the wife, obviously hurt at the statement.

The husband makes a loud and frustrating noise.

Would she live in our house?

Sure, it is a good house.

Would she sleep in this bed?

Well yeah, where else would she sleep?

Would you let her drive my car?

Yes, probably, it is a new car.

Would you replace our pictures with hers?

That would seem like a proper thing to do.

Would you give her my jewelry?

No, as I’m sure she would want me to buy her new jewelry.

Would you take her golfing with you?

Yes, those are always good times.

Would you let her use my clubs?

Well no, she is left handed.

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